Captain Bird's Eye
So called because he looked like the eponymous fish finger pimp, down to the hat, not because of any real nautical connection.

The good Captain lived opposite Queen Mary's College in Basingstoke during the 1980s. He would lean on his front gate and mumble at the students as they came and went at the beginning and end of the day.

He also used to go into the electrical shop at the top of town every Saturday and ask if they had any thermionic valves. The answer was always "no, not for the last 20 years" but he kept trying.
(rogerzilla, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:39, 2 replies)

I knew a guy that we called Captain Birds Eye,
because he always smelled of fish for some reason
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:37, closed)

I knew one too
He would only eat ham, egg and chips, was an utter cunt and looked exactly like everyone's favourite nautical paedo.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:26, closed)