Tenuous, but I had to share.
Tonight I met a young woman from Wales who is teaching young children here in UAE. These kids are around the age of nine or ten, but have less education than a western five year old if what she tells me is accurate. She stated that she often has kids chewing on her rug- apparently the red carpet is just too much for them to resist, and she will often find one of the kids with a string dangling from between his teeth. (Yeah, go on, spin that statement into the usual lechery and obscenity, you sick fucks.)

One day she had to teach them how to tie their shoelaces. She went around the room, demonstrating the intricacies of the bow knot until they all had at least one shoe on correctly. After that she announced that it was time to go out to the playground and got all of the kids headed out the door, or so she thought. There was a crash and cries of "Meess! Meess! Help me!"

She turned to find that one of her students had tied his shoelace to the table leg and was now lying on the floor squalling, unable to figure out how to remove his foot from the shoe. After she had liberated her charge she took a picture of the shoe, still attached to the table, which she showed me this evening.

I'm not sure what category this fits into, but there ya go.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:03, 4 replies)

She thought it easier to forcibly remove the foot from the shoe than to simply untie the laces?
Not sure she should be a teacher tbh
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:09, closed)

I asked about that.
He had knotted the laces so tightly that it took her a while to undo them after she had removed it from the table, but the shoe was loose enough to slip off.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:33, closed)

it's been scientifically proven that Arabs are genetically 97% jellyfish..

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:50, closed)

If you don't want a string between your teeth
you shouldn't chew on your teacher's rug when she's dropping clots. The red carpet is an incidental hazard.

Sick enough for you?
(ubergeekian, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 22:59, closed)