I live in Macclesfield
It is the center of the world of nutjobs.

The bloke who shouts at traffic but loves reggae music (he shouted this at me.)
The woman who wears posh shoes and long silk gloves and sings Christmas songs in Tescos all year round.
The woman who lives two doors up from me who one morning stood naked in the street shouting 'look what you've done to my hands'.
The fellas who turned an abandoned mill into a cannabis factory and nearly blew the street up (dodgy pipes, they were gaining electricity illegally and badly)
There was a singing/dancing tramp too, he was ace, but we've not seen him for a long time...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:59, 4 replies)

What had you done to her hands?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:23, closed)

her mum had cleaned them I think she went on to say.
they did look quite clean to be fair.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:07, closed)

the man who shouts at traffic and likes reggae used to live behind the house of one of my mates when he lived in macclesfield. some other stories relating to that chap - he striped all the bark of the rather big tree in his garden, and he also had a period of multiple personality or something. one of his personalities dug up all his paving slabs and hid them, and wouldn't tell his other personalities where he'd hidden them.
( quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:20, closed)

if you get him on a good day
he's quite quiet. Usually his shouty persona comes out on a Sunday morning and just sounds like military-biblical rantings, with laughter thrown in...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:30, closed)