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I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.

Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion

(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Hatfield (Pearost)
Hatfield. The town that God made when he was having a fucking bad day.

Approaching Hatfield, you have an unending vista of 60’s shite council housing with the occasional tower block thrown in for good measure. Simply put, Hatfield has no soul. The town centre is built especially to cater for scummers, with numerous pound shops, a New Look and various shitty cafes, all crowned with the lovely ASDA, where Chavettes push around their scroaty, screaming pasty babies (all called Jayden or Kayleigh) on weekdays.

Let us not forget The Galleria - known to all and sundry as The Gonhorrea. It is a specialist outlet selling all manner of mouthbreather-branded produce from various bespoke outlets such as TK Maxx. The Chavs never venture onto the upper floor, as there are only bookshops and so on up there except to spit on and throw empty cans of Diamond White on those below. The Gonhorrea is specially designed with poorly lit areas and walkways surrounding it, giving unrivalled opportunities to be mugged and dry-buttfucked.

Apart from the endless estates and the isolated cultural area of Old Hatfield, that is about it…apart from the University of Hertfordshire. Students are forced to use the shitty student bars, not out of choice, but more due to the fact that if they venture off-campus they are liable to get mugged and killed. To death. All the locals hate them, for daring to get an education. They are seen as “toffs” and therefore, naturally all gay.

There is a good part to Hatfield though. When they built the motorway, they put it through a tunnel under the town, so you can pass through quickly without having to experience this eye gougingly horrifc pile of donkey smegma.
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:39, 4 replies)
The Galleria - known to all and sundry as The Gonhorrea
Ha!!! EXCELLENT!!! Clicks all round, sir.
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:41, closed)
"eye gougingly horrifc pile of donkey smegma"
Excellent. *click*
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:28, closed)
I lived there while I was one of those 'teh gay' students in Hatfield. I'd agree 100% with your description. On the other hand, I had quite a good time there, and I don't regret it. I didn't go out in the town much, though!
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 21:28, closed)
I'm from Welwyn Garden City
and we used to slag off all the people from hatfield as they truly are scum, unless you are from Luton, then you are even worse! Having visited the Galleria on several occasions (mostly to the cinema) I know what you are on about.
I was once offered a flat in Goldings house when I was 19, a place so bad that it had 4 cctv camera trained on the door and 24 hour security. Not somewhere a young single girl would want to live!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:44, closed)

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