Rubbish Towns
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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I once received a text from a mate
HALF WAY UP BROWN WILLY IN CORNWALL. SWEATING LIKE A CUNT. WHEN I GET TO THE TOP I’M GONNA SIT DOWN AND HAVE A LITTLE REST TIL I GET MY BREATH BACK THEN I'LL START WORKING MY WAY BACK DOWN.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Willy
Should've googled it before outing him to our entire circle of friends, I suppose...
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:01, 3 replies)
HALF WAY UP BROWN WILLY IN CORNWALL. SWEATING LIKE A CUNT. WHEN I GET TO THE TOP I’M GONNA SIT DOWN AND HAVE A LITTLE REST TIL I GET MY BREATH BACK THEN I'LL START WORKING MY WAY BACK DOWN.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Willy
Should've googled it before outing him to our entire circle of friends, I suppose...
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:01, 3 replies)
I too
Have sweated my way to the top of that (generously sized) Brown willy.
Have a click as you've reminded me of a text I must now send.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 13:37, closed)
Have sweated my way to the top of that (generously sized) Brown willy.
Have a click as you've reminded me of a text I must now send.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 13:37, closed)
Lord Hereford's Knob
is another amusingly named hill though the miserable Welsh types insist on calling it Twmpa whatever the fuck that means:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twmpa
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:19, closed)
is another amusingly named hill though the miserable Welsh types insist on calling it Twmpa whatever the fuck that means:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twmpa
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:19, closed)
Brown Willy
I've lived in Cornwall for some time but never quite managed to mount Brown Willy. I do, however, have an unexposed roll of my phallic tour of the Bodmin/West Cornwall area, which I hope to..... err.... expose before long.
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 19:36, closed)
I've lived in Cornwall for some time but never quite managed to mount Brown Willy. I do, however, have an unexposed roll of my phallic tour of the Bodmin/West Cornwall area, which I hope to..... err.... expose before long.
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 19:36, closed)
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