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I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Midsomer Norton, Somerset
... is where I grew up.
Sitting outside one of the pubs and nursing a pint or two with a friend one summer's afternoon, some girls that knew my mate came over to chat to him. I said something conversational; I can't remember what, but I'm pretty sure it contained a polysyllable or something, for, with a look that if looks could kill would have me still burning to this day, one of the girls looked me up and down and said in the most spiteful, accusatory manner I have ever heard, "Urr yew intelligent or summat?!"
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:07, 4 replies)
... is where I grew up.
Sitting outside one of the pubs and nursing a pint or two with a friend one summer's afternoon, some girls that knew my mate came over to chat to him. I said something conversational; I can't remember what, but I'm pretty sure it contained a polysyllable or something, for, with a look that if looks could kill would have me still burning to this day, one of the girls looked me up and down and said in the most spiteful, accusatory manner I have ever heard, "Urr yew intelligent or summat?!"
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:07, 4 replies)
You should have killed her
and given John Nettles something to investigate.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:15, closed)
and given John Nettles something to investigate.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:15, closed)
PMSL
Edits original reply, because i wasnt there recently at all, was somewhere else nearby ;)
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:24, closed)
Edits original reply, because i wasnt there recently at all, was somewhere else nearby ;)
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:24, closed)
Hahahhahahaha
*pause* hahahaha... just when I was thinking nowhere round here would really get a mention! Could have been worse though, least it wasn't PSJ or Radstock! Congrats on escaping!
/local
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:00, closed)
*pause* hahahaha... just when I was thinking nowhere round here would really get a mention! Could have been worse though, least it wasn't PSJ or Radstock! Congrats on escaping!
/local
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