Rubbish TownsI once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Widnes!Oh Widnes, birthplace of me......
FOr the past around 80 years it had a rendering plant that stank up the place! and i mean stank up the place! then when that wasn't running there was the golden wonder factory that made the town smell of prawn coctail! It's right on the edge of Speke (liverpool) so the kindly scousers will venture over once a week (usually a saturday or friday night) to kick the living shit out of the first person they see in the town for not being a scouser!
Its a dank geographical dump with all the charms of a oozing infected boil! It seems to be populated by hoodies on every single street corner, my parents still live there and there isnt a week that goes by that they dont get a letter informing htem of yet another hoodie winning an asbo to exclude them from the side streets!
The people who live there have a bizzare accent that turns words like "door" and "floor" into two silable words e.g. "dow er" = door or "flow er" = floor! hair is pronounced hur and everyone seems to end ever centance with "you know" and i've never been able to work out if thats a statement or a question!
I was so happy when i moved from there i did a little dance!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:26,
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Good!Stuff for moving out!
I guess!
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Whenever I drive up to Liverpool I have to hold something over my face as we pass through Widnes.I can't believe people actually live there.
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Zuowan, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 4:42,
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My girlfriend once asked me to kiss her where it smells funny....... So i took her to Widnes.
bu-bum
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