Kilmarnock
Was sold to me as being a quaint little village near the coast, and a lovely place to take my new girlfriend.

Rather a cruel lie, really.

It is also the first and only time I've ever stayed in a hotel that had a louvred door on the bathroom. Trying to restart conversation after listening to your new squeeze visiting the toilet - and, thanks to the iffy Chinese restaurant the night before, making a noise like a flock of geese taking off - added a certain something to proceedings.
(richardm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:26, 4 replies)

loving it
flock of geese indeed...i bet it never stopped you rummaging around down there though!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:28, closed)

Click
for the geese simile. Well done.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:35, closed)

ive never linked those two noises together...
but you are right... a flock of geese it is... have a click - if only for that phrase
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:31, closed)

Being from Ayrshire
South Ayrshire to be precise, I've been groomed to despise Kilmarnock all my life.

Mind you Ayr is just as shite
(Don't tell him Pike i'll probably just stay in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 21:28, closed)