Rubbish TownsI once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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New ZealandThe country with loads of towns whose names serve as punchlines.
Foxton - "It's the Fox Town!" according to their own PR
Bulls - Where most of the buildings have a bull pun on them somewhere (eg. Style-a-BULL on a hairdresser's, Afford-a-BULL on a second hand store, etc.)
Masterton - Probably hassled more than any other city, although I don't know why
Rolleston - "Town of the Future" says the sign on the way in. They're mostly known for their prison. Hmmm.
Rangiora - They finally got a McDonald's the other month.
There's probably heaps more, but I'm not that well-travelled.
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MastertonI think Masterton gets hassle because it is in the Wairarapa...home of most P-head child murderers.
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GoreGore - the "g" is for gay.
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HamiltonThe h is for Hole.
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HamiltonWasn't there a tourism tagline that went something like "Hamilton: not as bad as you expect"?
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HamiltronA city in NZ, an hour to the south, and 10 minutes into the future.
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