
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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I was impressed by the imagination in naming everything. You could go to the Falcon on the market square for a drink and a fight, or you could go the Falcon. If you didn't want to, you could go to the Woolpack, the Woolpack or the Woolpack. And if you needed a bit of spiritual guidance you could go to either St. Mary's, St. Mary's or St.Mary's churches.
But no cinema, bowling alley, or anything else at all to actually *do*. No wonder I chose to stay in and become a computer-y spod.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:58, 1 reply)

Ah see, you had the big Falcon (now closed due to too many suicides in the hotel part I think) and the little Falcon (now called the Pig 'n' Falcon - plays a lot of live music), think there's only the one Woolpack left now, definitely at least 2 St Mary's churches...
Still no cinema, the open air swimming pool has been filled in - we do have a bowling alley now though!
Other pubs (Wrestlers, King's Head) seem to open and close with alarming regularity due to drug usage...
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:46, closed)
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