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I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.

Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion

(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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True story*
Just after the July bombings in London a few years ago I was walking down the road towards the bus station and was following behind a Muslim looking gentleman who had a large rucksack over his shoulder.
"He's a bomber, he's a bomber, he's a bomber" was going through my mind.

Just then he dropped a wallet from one of the pockets of the bag. Snapping out of my suspicious mode I picked it up and ran up to him.

"You've just dropped this mate"
'Oh thank you sir, I am extremely grateful, that is very important to me'
We walked towards the bus stop for a few yards and he stopped and said to me 'Were you going to catch the bus to Chesterfield?'
"Yes, why?"
'You did me a kind act, and it deserves another in return. A word of advice, don't catch the bus into Chesterfield'

Straight away "He's a bomber, he's a bomber, he's a bomber" started up again.

"Er, why not?"

'Because it's a shithole'

*or a made up one
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 6:17, 3 replies)
Do I smell
roasted pea?

Edit: I still clicked.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 21:47, closed)
sounds familiar
by any chance does this post ring a bell ?

(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:14, closed)
It is indeed a rehash
of a joke I was told a few years ago and I just thought it relevant. I had not seen the linked post above before, otherwise I would not have bothered typing it.
(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:34, closed)

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