Whitehaven, Cumbria
My friend works with a guy called Neil who had to travel to Whitehaven to perform an audit.

The very first thing Neil saw upon disembarking the train was a dog fucking a cat.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:58, 7 replies)

Reminds me of when I went to Prague
and the first things we saw when we got off the bus were a pimp bitchslapping a ho and a dead pigeon.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:10, closed)

er
he bitchslapped a dead pigeon too?!
(stubbledchin, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:16, closed)

It originally said 'a dead pigeon and a pimp bitchslapping a ho'
but I thought people might misinterpret that. How wrong I was.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:26, closed)

shithole
depressing and depressing
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:39, closed)

hahahaha
that's not a good sign
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:14, closed)

Hmm
Perhaps not.
(SirStromming, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 20:04, closed)

i know this may just highlight my own lack of culture but....
the coolest thing i saw in paris was 2 gay golden retrievers frolicking in the fountain outside the centre pompidou whilst taking it in turns to apply a generous portion of frenzied canine bum love to the others more than willing doggy dung box

In my defence i was 15 and on a school trip.
(OTT, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 8:52, closed)