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I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.

Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion

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skem
otherwise known as skelmersdale. it's like a giant roundabout. the harder you try to get out, the deeper in you're pulled. the locals make the folk of royston vasey look normal. the smartest man there was beaten at draughts by a conker.
my mates and i like to call it smeg. it seems appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:46, 11 replies)
Skem
is a truly shocking shithole which has the misfortune to lie between two similarly shocking shitholes, Ormskirk and Wigan. I'm not sure if that makes it worse...
(berk, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 22:15, closed)
what makes ormskirk worse for me
is that it was supposedly founded by one of my ancestors.
still, i've recently discovered that i'm not the great niece of the captain of the titanic, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:40, closed)
cooeeee!
i am soooo mischievous
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 0:09, closed)
give me my username back!
i'm only a zombie one day a year!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:39, closed)
it's not nice to shout at people you know

(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:45, closed)
well, i like it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 20:37, closed)
Not all of us are that bad!
I lived in Skem for the first 16 years of my life!

Amusingly the only time I was ever jumped was in Ormskirk!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:22, closed)
i daresay there are a few exceptions
unfortunately, i've never met them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:35, closed)
I know the feeling
I still find it funny that I never had any trouble in Skem, only ever in Ormskirk and Wigan.

Then I moved to Congleton, and started getting trouble all the fucking time!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:11, closed)
i'm just in crosby
only just. the residents think they're better than everyone else, but we have the same chav problem as everywhere else does
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:49, closed)
Aye
I know Crosby, used to go to School there.

(Merchants, not St Marys)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:48, closed)

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