Sounds a lot like Tunisia
I hated it, couldnt wait to come home, and i'm not some untravelled oik who has only ever been to Spain and refused to leave the "English Pub".

The place was disgusting and the people were horrible. The end.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:32, 1 reply)

Tis a bit weird
After the initial culture shock had faded I quite enjoyed the place, but after two days you've seen it all and there's nowt left to do. Lack of beer didn't help
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:37, closed)

German Speakers!
Ha! I too played the "I'm German" card in Marrakech, only to discover that the bloke who wanted to take me to "The Big Square" was equally conversant in Deutsch! Felt a right tit at that!

Strange place, one end of Marrakech is quite modern and westernised, the old town bit is just bizarre. Wouldn't say I didn't enjoy the holiday, but wouldn't say I'd go back either!
(Martin3112, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:05, closed)

Hang about
You played the German card in Marrakech and your name's Martin? Um, you're not me are you? Cos if you are, you made a hell of a mess in the toilet earlier and have some serious explaining to do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:31, closed)