Spalding
Had to go there for business. Got there before it opened, which appeared to be around 9:30. There were lovely pedestrianised bits, with pavers 'n all.

Trouble was last night was visible all over the town centre. A pavement pizza here, a discarded badly packed kebab there. Plus groups of overweight 70's clothing models wandering round. Probably related, looking at the similar facial features. Maybe even family groups, or neighbours. Grunting and shuffling about.

Not many genes in Spalding.
(fer fer fer fer fer fer, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:58, 2 replies)

ha
I have twin friends from Spalding, apparently there are not enough women to go around so they spent the earlier years of their sexually active life shagging the same women
(ignoramusaurus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:43, closed)

You missed a key word there...
There are lots of women in Spalding, of all shapes and sizes; the word you missed is "normal": there are not enough "normal" women in Spalding.

I lived there for a little while, but can't find the words to adequately express my feelings for the place, no matter how I try.

I'll never forget it. That's the best thing I can say about Spalding: I'll never forget it.
( Moey, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, closed)