SackedI've never been sacked (yet)... One company I worked for made everyone redundant on Valentine's Day. The boss handed out little envelopes. We all thought he'd bought us cards and were really touched.
...but I've never been sacked. What have you done that led to your dismissal? Are you still bitter, or was it a fair cop?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 13:23)
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i currently work for o2i'm on my final FINAL warning... i was 2 weeks from coming off a warning when the heating in the office broke and i ended up developing acute tonsilitus and had to take some time off work... luckily through the union i am still there.. i need to go 12 months without being sick or i'm sacked! fuckers!
i don't make life easier for myself though, i make jokes about my anorexic coach, i tell managers to fuck off, i make racist jokes with my black and asian mates, i even insert pins in the managers chairs.. it's like being in school i love it! I've even put a video montage of a fat prick who takes his work so seriously... i have him sitting on his pc to the baywatch theme.. then we put pink tinsel all over his moped to piss him off (which got stolen a week later) and then decided to spread rumours he did an insurance job which made him going crying to the managers.
I also get in trouble for browsing b3ta but fuck em.. as if a magenta cock is worth worrying about! my screen also gets recorded at work, but if i max out the resolution the system fucks up - i told everyone to do this and even got health and safety involved to cover my back hee hee
i'm such a fucker at work i reckon i will be out by the end of the week or even tomorrow.
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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:30,
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