Trefynwy isn't the most exciting
town to live in, especially as a teenager. I had a Saturday job in the local opticians, making the tea and ensuring all the specs on the stands were nice and clean.
In a drawer amongst all the glasses that were due to be picked up I found a smaller case, and opening it found very posh looking monocle. Obviously this would raise a laugh that night at the pub, so I 'borrowed' it.
Unfortunately not only did the manager see me in the pub wearing stolen goods, but I lost the bloody thing on the way home.
To cut a long story short - I was sacked for eyepiece in Monmouth.
( insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 29 May 2014, 16:44, 4 replies)

This is probably the closest we're going to get this week, so have a click.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:05, closed)

oooofffff
click
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 29 May 2014, 18:11, closed)

It's the only thing you could have done
considering the circumstance
( Glovington, Thu 29 May 2014, 18:29, closed)

Excellent work
*click*
(Eukanuba, Fri 30 May 2014, 12:41, closed)