Sacked III once had a "friend" (I hated his guts) who lost two jobs on the same day - he drunkenly crashed the taxi he was driving when he was supposed to be at his office job. How have you been sacked?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:33)
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I've been sacked a few times, on the most recent occasion it was over a fraudulant milage claim...an honest (er) mistake, of one extra day, so about 20 quid. They refused to beleive that it was an (er) honest mistake, so told me it was gross misconduct. anyway, a large argument ensued which I tried to finish by destroying the evidence. I knew they only had one copy of my claim form and it was there in the office, I asked to look at it to show them how it could easily be an honest (er) mistake, and when they gave it to me, I begun to eat it. The construction manager went mad, much to my amusement and started screaming and turning a funny shade of red. A friend of mine was at the doorway in the office and had to turn away after catching the eye of my general manager, they were both sniggereing quietly. It would have been such a glorious moment had I not nearly choked trying to swallow a bit of paper that was too big. anyway, yeah. whatevs, I have a much better job now with a rival commpany and get paid to spend far too much time on b3ta and pretend to know things :D
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Glovington, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:29,
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'I committed a fraud at work and tried to cover it up by committing another fraud'.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 29 May 2014, 22:08,
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'and I drive a honda accord'(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 May 2014, 22:18,
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"Sometimes I eats fings what are not food and people laff"(, Thu 29 May 2014, 22:49, closed)
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