Sacked III once had a "friend" (I hated his guts) who lost two jobs on the same day - he drunkenly crashed the taxi he was driving when he was supposed to be at his office job. How have you been sacked?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:33)
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Oaaahhhh*SOMEONE* understands!
And, WHAT DO YOU KNOW, they're an alien, not one of you silly human billies!
So, An Alien, what are you? Kastrian? Bandril? Chelonian? Gelth? Sensorite? Lakertyan? Kroton? Jocondan? Hath? Draconian? Terileptil? Zygon?
Vinvocci?
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Vinvocci?You wish!
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Vervoid?(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 18:42, closed)
I thought your mate killed them all?No, we have in fact been many of the species you have guessed so far - we are a Noble Rutan. Our shape-shifting prowess is far greater than that of the plebbier classes - no false skin colour or zombie-like behaviour - so we blend in very well.
We have recently returned from a holiday on Alpha Centauri - the voice is irritating, but oh! The wanks really are tremendous!
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OF COURSEI should have known!
My regards to the Rutan Host, and best wishes for a swift conclusion to that pesky war with the Sontarans (like that's ever gonna happen).
XXXXXX
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