I refused for years to have a driving license, preferring my bike.
Even went on holiday on my bike. Sadly all good things must come to an end and was recently told by my Doctor that I am now no longer well enough to ride a bike. How to turn that frown upside down?

Buy another Bike! This one has an engine, costs less than a car to run. Goes way to fast to be safe, but is super duper fun. I miss being able to turn a pedal, crank it hard to the top of a steep hill or just spin like fuck back down hill again. Riding bicycles is a gift from the Gods, I love them. I am envious of you and your new bicycle good sir. May you have many fabulous miles together.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)