I save heaps
when picking up kids in my ice cream van, by not buying ice cream. The siren gets them everytime. In fact i've saved so much on ice cream i bought myself a set of vanity plates. KDFDLR. Feeling very smug.
(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 1:25, 10 replies)

Liar!
I heard you bragging that one kid eas licking your Dilly Bar.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:51, closed)

was that supposed to be humorous?
or what?
would it still be humorous if it was your kid?
(insert "yes, even more so")
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 14 Nov 2011, 4:05, closed)

You're right, his fictional pedophilia should have raised my indignation.
My kid has a Jeep, so doesn't need a stinkin ice cream truck!
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 4:18, closed)

so what sub-species of human do you people fall under?
homo redneckus?
white trashian?
chavvus retardus?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 14 Nov 2011, 5:11, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/savingmoney/post1429846
Is "White Trashian" one of the sisters I haven't heard about?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 7:27, closed)

and what sisters have you heard about?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:47, closed)

The 1 that got divorced after earning squillions from the wedding photos a couple of months prior.
Then couldn't stay in Oz cause she had to tell the world that she was preggers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:42, closed)

I've retuned the nonce alarm to play Greensleeves.
Yours for a tenner.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:24, closed)

My Mum and Dad used to tell me
that if the ice-cream man was playing music from his van, he'd run out of ice cream.

It now seems that they were telling the truth...........
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:07, closed)

I don't have kids of my own
so i prey on others
(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:21, closed)