Money-saving tips
I'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
Offer your services to blind people as
"A Talking Guide Dog".
They'll never know the difference, and be really amazed, into the bargain, meaning you can bump the price up.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:44,
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For added effectiveness
shit on their carpet
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:53,
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How about leg humping?
Gotta have some relaxation time.
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username failed moderation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:03,
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Not tonight, I'm washing my hair
and, er, leg
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:14,
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