Not me, but I wish it had been
A work colleague, an ex-copper from Nottingham, tends to say what he thinks.

He's on a train one day and the guy sitting next to him gets out a laptop and starts looking at photos.

These start as men in tight clothes.

And progress to men in fewer clothes.

And progress to naked men with other naked men.

My colleague whispers to the guy, "Excuse me, are you sure you should be looking at that on a crowded train?".

The guy ignores him.

My colleague announces, in a VERY LOUD voice, "Hey, this guy's looking at gay porn!" just as the carriage goes quiet.

Bloke closes laptop and disappears at next stop. Job done.
(rogerzilla, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:16, 4 replies)

Copper in bullying member of the public shocker.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:08, closed)

At least he didn't beat him to death.
Small mercies, and that.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:05, closed)

Back in the day (TM), when CCTV was really kicking off, I always thought it would be fun to
select a copper at random, and follow him about - through work, back home, etc, logging everything he does.

Because the moment you treat a copper the same way they treat the public, you get banged up. I'm thinking JP De Menezes, Ian Tomlinson, &c.

I wonder how the above's mate would have reacted had the situation been reversed.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:26, closed)

Your colleague's a cunt.
And you're just as much of a cunt as him.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:49, closed)