Scars with history
You've all got scars: they're nature's little reminders not to be so damned stupid next time. My favourite is the 1/4" round hole in the back of my right hand, created when I was 7 by my best friend putting a manure-covered gardening fork "away".
Tell us the stories behind your scars. With photos if possible.
( , Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:00)
You've all got scars: they're nature's little reminders not to be so damned stupid next time. My favourite is the 1/4" round hole in the back of my right hand, created when I was 7 by my best friend putting a manure-covered gardening fork "away".
Tell us the stories behind your scars. With photos if possible.
( , Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:00)
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oh god,it was painful.
and stupid.
ok,riddle me this,what do you do when your favourite show is on tv and you want some fish fingers?why,you get a fish finger,skewer it on a fondu fork and cook it on the heater! only avoid slipping and skewering your thumb.
i slipped.then i ripped it out,walked to the kitchen,opened the medical cupboard and said to my mum "I cut my finger." then promptly passed out.I woke up about 30 seconds later with my granny calling the ambulance,my mum standing above me trying to wake me up and my brother standing on the other side of the room enquiring "what the fuck happened?".
10 minutes later,I'm sitting on the couch with a paramedic FORCING me to use the oxygen mask(she was hot though,so i guess that doesn't matter)and i'm trying to explain how it happened through the mask while coughing.
anyway,an hour later I'm laying in a hospital bed with the tinyest cut on my thumb,extremely pissed off and wanting to go home,missing the simpsons,only to wait another half an hour for them to say that "you can go home,he'll be fine".
I apologise for nothing!!
( , Fri 4 Feb 2005, 12:46, Reply)
and stupid.
ok,riddle me this,what do you do when your favourite show is on tv and you want some fish fingers?why,you get a fish finger,skewer it on a fondu fork and cook it on the heater! only avoid slipping and skewering your thumb.
i slipped.then i ripped it out,walked to the kitchen,opened the medical cupboard and said to my mum "I cut my finger." then promptly passed out.I woke up about 30 seconds later with my granny calling the ambulance,my mum standing above me trying to wake me up and my brother standing on the other side of the room enquiring "what the fuck happened?".
10 minutes later,I'm sitting on the couch with a paramedic FORCING me to use the oxygen mask(she was hot though,so i guess that doesn't matter)and i'm trying to explain how it happened through the mask while coughing.
anyway,an hour later I'm laying in a hospital bed with the tinyest cut on my thumb,extremely pissed off and wanting to go home,missing the simpsons,only to wait another half an hour for them to say that "you can go home,he'll be fine".
I apologise for nothing!!
( , Fri 4 Feb 2005, 12:46, Reply)
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