Got a few...
I ended up with cuts all over my body after having a rather drunken night at my mates flat. Having finished a bottle of vodka before anyone else had really even started drinking, I got angry with the bottle for being empty, and tried to throw it out of the open window (3rd floor), but it hit the closed part and smashed both window panes, and the bottle, which then fell onto the street below.

Later in the evening, another of my mates who lived in the same flat, on the 1st floor, came home with a girl he'd pulled. I decided I wanted to climb up onto the ledge outside his window and take pictures of him getting busy, so I got a stepladder and started to climb up, but the ladder fell away, leaving me hanging by my fingertips cliffhangar-style. Eventually I fell, down onto the cold, hard concrete, and all the glass I had deposited there earlier.

When we woke up in the morning there were bloody handprints all over the flat, it looked like there had been a murder!





Another time I got pushed over by a drunk mate, hit my head on a computer case that happened to be lying in his lounge, then landed on his less-than-forgiving carpet cheekbone-first, resulting in a pretty badass carpet burn -



Appologies for length, no appologies for nipples.
(Jon Norris, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 13:48, Reply)