i dont have many scars, due to my uncanny abilty to heal well
although i can tell you where they used to be:

1 on my thumb, where i accidentally cut myself rather deep while doing the washing up at work ( a restaurant). i got sent home,a nd the tight fuckers even docked my wages

1 on my left hand (still visible) from when i was doing the washing up at home. i was cleaning my beer glasses when one decided to break, and left a 1cm by 0.5cm gash between my little and ring ringers, which is in a similar place to...

1 on my left foot (still visible), where i had several operations to correct the gammy toe i was born with (the little toe pushed its neighbour underneath my 'middle' toe, resulting in what could only be described as 'beadle toe'

i also have a scare on my chin from where i fell off a chair as a wee lad of 4.

every other scar ive had has healed up perfectly, including the ones where:

• i fell out of a tree, hitting 3 branches on the way down
• i fell backwards of a swing while drunk. cut the skin on my lower spine quite badly, and to this day have reduced sensitivity there
• fell from my skateboard in a carpark, while being towed by my mates renault 5 at 30mph

and various UDIs i picked up during my younger drinking years
( lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 14:05, Reply)