Scars with historyYou've all got scars: they're nature's little reminders not to be so damned stupid next time. My favourite is the 1/4" round hole in the back of my right hand, created when I was 7 by my best friend putting a manure-covered gardening fork "away".
Tell us the stories behind your scars. With photos if possible.
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chthonic, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:00)
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Experiment 1.Hypothesis : the human head is sufficiently dense to halt a golf swing.
Protocol: Proceed to the pub. Get mildly intoxicated. Proceed to the local "Pitch and putt". Try to appear 100% sober to the bloke in the shed. Attempt to stop a drunken mate taking a swing which would result in the braining of an innocent woman with a golf ball. Fail.
Bleed.
Go back to pub. Get newest head hole glued shut.
Result: The human head can indeed halt a golf stroke without significant levels of brain damage, but some cosmetic damage is to be expected. Half inch eye socket scar is not improved by picking glue out of the gash.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 19:49, Reply)
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