Scars with history
You've all got scars: they're nature's little reminders not to be so damned stupid next time. My favourite is the 1/4" round hole in the back of my right hand, created when I was 7 by my best friend putting a manure-covered gardening fork "away".
Tell us the stories behind your scars. With photos if possible.
( , Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:00)
You've all got scars: they're nature's little reminders not to be so damned stupid next time. My favourite is the 1/4" round hole in the back of my right hand, created when I was 7 by my best friend putting a manure-covered gardening fork "away".
Tell us the stories behind your scars. With photos if possible.
( , Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:00)
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I've reconsidered and decided to post my most idiotic scar... WARNING: Contains scientific words.
Cue me, aged 12, chasing after the neighbor kid, who is frantically trying to load a pellet into the air rifle he's just shot me in the ass cheek with for a second shot (possibly an attempt to kill me to prevent the severe beating he knows he's going to get).
He trips, falls, and lands unpleasantly in the grass, screaming his surrender. I stalk angrily over to where he is laying, and in an attempt to wrest the air rifle from his hands, manage to trip and fall, shooting myself in the crotch in the process.
Cue pellet imbedding itself just inside my skin, and my *brilliant* idea of just cutting the entire round nub of pellet and entry wound off to avoid explaining it to my mom and having to show my bits to a doctor. (Gyneco-whassat?)
*scientific word warning!*
I've now got a lovely little almost-pefectly round scar about an inch and a half out from my labia majora and in line with my vaginal opening. How's that for precision reporting?
No pictures. Yet.
( , Sat 5 Feb 2005, 7:16, Reply)
Cue me, aged 12, chasing after the neighbor kid, who is frantically trying to load a pellet into the air rifle he's just shot me in the ass cheek with for a second shot (possibly an attempt to kill me to prevent the severe beating he knows he's going to get).
He trips, falls, and lands unpleasantly in the grass, screaming his surrender. I stalk angrily over to where he is laying, and in an attempt to wrest the air rifle from his hands, manage to trip and fall, shooting myself in the crotch in the process.
Cue pellet imbedding itself just inside my skin, and my *brilliant* idea of just cutting the entire round nub of pellet and entry wound off to avoid explaining it to my mom and having to show my bits to a doctor. (Gyneco-whassat?)
*scientific word warning!*
I've now got a lovely little almost-pefectly round scar about an inch and a half out from my labia majora and in line with my vaginal opening. How's that for precision reporting?
No pictures. Yet.
( , Sat 5 Feb 2005, 7:16, Reply)
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