Scars with historyYou've all got scars: they're nature's little reminders not to be so damned stupid next time. My favourite is the 1/4" round hole in the back of my right hand, created when I was 7 by my best friend putting a manure-covered gardening fork "away".
Tell us the stories behind your scars. With photos if possible.
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chthonic, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 10:00)
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Scar on my cheekwhich I often tell young nubile ladeez that I recieved while disarming a maniac in a pubfight was, in fact, a scar from my Caesarian birth where the doctors nearly treated me like a young Ken Bigley, brought about by me:
a)lying in an odd position in the womb
b) being a fat fucking foetus
Brilliantly, in the pre-"Sue every fucker" days, my mother only found out the origins of my "scratch" when the doctor walked past as we were leaving hospital and remarked "Oh, that's the baby we cut".
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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 13:41,
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