Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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My FlatmateWell, he lives in the next room to me so he can be classed as a neighbour.
So what's he done recently?
Flooded the kitchen so that the water poured into the flat below and ruined a full size snooker table.
Fell asleep last Friday leaving a candle burning on the coffee table which then set fire to said coffee table and could have easily set fire to the entire flat and killed me as some silly bugger had disconnected the smoke alarm (that would be me then..)
But the scariest thing was when I caught him naked except for a Santa hat and his "glove of love". Dancing. I still have the nightmares.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:24,
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