Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Evil oldsThey owned a nasty bungalow over the road from us. they were pure evil. Peter and Ira King they were called (heh heh P.King!).
They complained to our landlord about my sosns drum playing - even though I never let him play before 10am or after 7pm, and then only with all doors and windows closed, so you could hardly hear it outside. And they also complained to our landlord that I was climbing our tree and looking in through their windows. I was putting up a rope swing for goodness' sake!
They complained because we had an old beaten up car parked on OUR grass, and if we didn't keep our grass regulation length.
They shouted at our kids for playing outside OUR house. Especially at our son for skateboarding. When P.King tried to bill me for a football that had dameged his guttering - not kicked by my kids ( iknew who but I wasn't telling him!) I pointed out to him that perhaps the kids in question would have owned up, had he not been such a scary old man!!!
that felt good!
yes, I know it's long, but I can't be arsed with all these length jokes, as I have nothing to compensate for.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 14:49, Reply)
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