Buhlimey
Where do I start?

With the couple in the flat upstairs who used to sing along with the theme tune to Friends every Friday night without fail (complete with claps)?

Or with my former landlord's girlfriend who caught my housemate smoking in the yard and proceeded to scream the house down while emptying his cupboards into a bin liner and screeching for the police?

Maybe I should start with another former landlord who would barge straight into my room when I'd just got out the shower? After a while I realised I could hear him breathing through the door moments before he opened it (shudder). Actually the housemates were all freaks too, next door's hamster used to be let out every night and at 4am I'd hear it eating my bedroom door while its owners had very loud domestic disputes (or romantic interludes, usually preceeded my Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On - I kid you not!)

The latest mad neighbour just likes to demand that we chop down random plants and calls the council every few weeks to report some heinous (and completely imaginary) crime committed by my housemates. And if you so much as drive slowly over their parking space, don't be surprised to see them leaning out of the window with a sawn-off. Happy days.

It's definitely time I moved to that desert island...
(spacecowgirl, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 14:56, Reply)