Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Wrist slicerMy old neighbour Mrs Mansell (I swear she was a real life witch) Came out knockin on my door when i was a kid (8) and slit her wrists in front of me shouting "GOD LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO" I should have let her bleed to death but my dad was a paramedic and he saved her life. More fool me, she torchered me as a kid, scared me shitless.. She is dead now, bless, maybe it was the selection of fireworks we lit and stuffed in her letterbox that did it???
My new neighbour is a Pikey, say no more, tattooed up to "her" Eyeballs and earings like hula hoops. NICE
(, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 15:01, Reply)
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