Oh, another one
I used to live underneath a guy who without fail every night would masturbate at about the same time- I could literally set my watch my him. Then there was the time I lived next to the insane party freaks, i.e. the lambrini girls of our university. Sleeping was not possible with them around. And then one of them tried to pull me- knowing her reputation (her nickname was "Anal Annie" and her bedpost had been wittled away to nothing) I ran a bleeding mile. And then there was the time I was revising for an exam... and then I heard rustling outside my door. This girl I knew had only gone and pulled a huge branch off a willow tree, and set it up outside my room. What followed was one of the most surreal nights of my life when myself, my neighbour from across the way and these two rather drunk girls wheeled out my TV, blew up my air mattress, and then sat watching Big Brother whilst drinking moleste amounts of alcohol. Good times.

Legless by the way, you're a bloody legend. I hope my life is at least half as interesting as yours.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Aug 2005, 17:04, Reply)