Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Every town has one..The local nutter. She lived next door and provided no end of fun ie questioning me about my like for oral sex when I was 4 (not liked by mumsy one little bit), interviewing bushes with empty pop bottles, keeping a dead kitten in her top pocket.
Now she has gone, and I have left the area also, but in my mother's advancing years she become a curtain twitcher and reports the daily goings on that she spies occurring across the road. The couple in question, dubbed 'The Perverts in the Kellogs House' are her particular favourites. The guy chucks dog turds hes picked up off the grass at passers by and reverses his car into parked cars on purpose. For no apparent reason.
Each to their own eh?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 18:58, Reply)
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