Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Remember that Mr Trebus on the Life of Grime programme?Well, when I was living in Crewe, I had a whole family of Trebuses living next door. They used to collect their rubbish in the back garden, piles and piles of black bags. In the summer it was awful. I couldn't go in the back garden, the smell was that bad. The last straw was when my kitchen had a flying ants infestation - turns out they'd come in from a nest next door, after the Environmental Health had checked it out.
Thoroughly nice people, though, if I'd had any deliveries to my house and I wasn't in, they'd look after the stuff for me. They just stank. And shagged very loudly.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 19:01, Reply)
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