Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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I *AM* the scary neighbour...I live in a semi-detached house. My next-door neighbour on my detached side is a 30-odd year old police-woman with 2 pleasant and well-behaved kids. My next door neighbour on my attached side is a pretty normal lady, early-50's maybe.
I however, am a 20 year old girl living in a 3 bedroomed house by myself, who keeps having lots of (male) friends coming round for 10-man 52-hour LAN parties, and keeps a 4.5-foot long solid steel Klingon bat'leth, and a 4-foot long broadsword over the mantelpiece in my front room. I also have friends turn up with obsolete computers and nice shiny laser printers for me...and no-one ever sees any of the machines leave again (because they don't).
I'm scary quiet, even when having the LAN parties, I have scary amounts of beer cans/bottles and gin bottles and tonic water bottles, etc etc. in my recycling box each fortnight and yet am never seen drunk.
I am weird...If I lived next door to me, I'd be creeped out by me...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 19:28, Reply)
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