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My immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?

(, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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I am the scary neighbour
Or at least, i was, when it came to one of my famous parties. This time i decided to be nice and warn my nice elderly neighbours that there would be a teenage party coming up, so not to be suprised at the noise (£200 speakers)

All is generally well, the only way the neighbours may possibly be disturbed is the low bass throb you could hear from quite a distance away.. or possibly the couple of people being sick outside.. Anyways, it was getting quite late and some more friends were due to arrive.. but.. they didn't actually know exactly where i lived, they knew the street and the general area, but not the actual area..

Imagine an old ladies suprise, at the doorbell ringing quite late in the evening, only to be greeted by a tall scary bloke with a mohawk, with about 15 people standing behind him, all of the stoner sort, probably already smoking, most with piercings in odd places :P She was very nice about it though simply said "erm, i think you want next door"

Edit: And the time when i was round a friends house, and i threw a vodka bottle onto the neighbours roof.. Those neighbours were pretty scary after that
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:00, Reply)

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