Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Apparentlysome people are afraid of my estate in nottingham. This IS justified as theres shootings about every day just down the road. the scariest was my neighbour knocking on uor door with a glock in one hand and a bottle of bacardi breezer in the other. he said he needed somewhere to hide out for the night and we slammed the door in his face. cue about 15 fat armed police sitting on him pointing sub-machine guns at his face.
he was back after a week though, and apologised and asked if we wanted a drink.
told him to fuck off
EDIT: sorry abut the length joke, mines too long for one
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:27, Reply)
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