Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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another one by me...I lived right next to this toffy nosed twat on an old lane. my dad was fixing the place up and this old git, lets call him mr whippy, comes over and complains about the noise of an angle grinder. my dad said "yes, ok" and carried on with his grinding. 2 hours later when my dad was loading up his transit van, he comes over again. this time my dad says
"youre the only one who has complained"
"so does that make it ok"
"oh fuck off you stupid cunt. go and shoot some birds or something"
"oh my GAWD! there is absolutely no need for that"
"yes there fuckin is. now piss off my land"
*mr whippy goes*
2 weeks later when mr whippy is having a garden fire, my dad goes over an complains as a joke.
"excuse me, please could you put this fire out as it is blowing over my land"
"i have to have this fire"
*dad gets fire extinguisher out of transit*
"do ya fuck"
*dad sprays him and back garden with CO2*
he never complained again
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(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:10, Reply)
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