Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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I know there are a couple of Kentish Townies on here......so I wonder if anyone lives close enough to me to get this...
It's the summer holidays. Kids are out in the streets, shouting and playing. Except for one mongtastically spacktarded runt of a scrote who has discovered that he can yodel, after a fashion. So all day and all night he runs around the Leighton Road/Brecknock Road area yodelling at the top of his lungs. Since I'm working from home right now, that's the noise I hear all day. Honestly, I know I'm a grown man and he's only a runty little kid, but if I catch him and he's on his own I'm going to kick seven bells of living shit out of him. It's been weeks now and that noise is starting to make me insane.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:37,
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