Cunts on both fucking sides !
To the left side of my lovely semi-detached nightmare that i affectionatley call home i have a family that is worthy of springer. A giant of a father who was once on the beer wagon. Silent and sombre, but a violent temper. Once kicked the shit out of a family friends car 'cos they'd parked in his space. Guess asking them was just a bit to much effort.

His wife is deeply neurotic and prone to uncontrolable fits of crying. Then again if i was married to her husband i'd no doubt be the same. He is a fucking scary bastard.

Their Daughter, who is a bit younger than me had recently blossomed into something that resembles a soho crack whore. She was once a meek timid girl, but no more. My own mother, who is turning into a nosey middle aged bint (bless her), has seen her being dropped off by no more than three different men. I'm slightly jealous, but then again there is a lack of the gay round where i live.

To the right we have a young couple who are somewhat vocal about everything. Their specialty is late night karaoke. I can tell you, there is nothing like a drunk (and once again mentally unbalanced) horse of a woman seranding all and sundry with fucking barry manilow at 3 AM. Cunt. Her boyfriend is no better, but at least he once had the decency to push her down the stairs. Which was funny. They are currently in the process of a painful break up. Which personally give me much entertainment.

No apologies for length what so ever !
(spookyfish, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:16, Reply)