Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Not exactly scary but.........Many years ago I lived in a shared house in Southend-on-Sea and the lass who lived downstairs was a real noisy fucking bitch.
I used to ask her on a regular basis to KEEP THE FUCKING NOISE DOWN!!! As I had to work, unlike her.
She even used to get her chavvy fuckin' Escort driving cunt of a boyfriend to answer the door whenever I knocked cos she knew I was gonna complain - like a 5foot8 chav fuckwit is gonna step up to ME!.
One particular day, whilst having a shower, I noticed that noisy chick had left her shampoo and conditioner in the bathroom - it some coconut flavoured stuff that looked exactly like cum.......
......so I wanked into both bottles, several times.
Her hair looked lovely.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:50, Reply)
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