Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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scary neighboursMy upstairs neighbours are basically a pair of smelly mentalist cunts. Mr & Mrs Fucking-Cunt, so posh their name is double barreled, are a pair of senile delinquents. Mrs FC has a personal hygene problem, but credit to her, she likes to leave her bedroom window open so anyone within a quarter mile radius can smell her genitals superb impression of Billingsgate fish market. Mr FC is a spitting image of Manuel from Flowery Twats crossed with cocknose and Mr Burns of Simpsons fame.
Pair of bastards both of em.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 12:10, Reply)
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