WITCH!
When I was little and living in Essex, an old lady/hag replaced a young family whos Dad had been killed in a car crash. She used to winge that this bit of grass on the side of our car drive was heres as it was at the other side of her fence even though she never cut it.

She also cut a hole in this part of the fence that went into our garden so her cat (her familiar) would shit all over our garden. Me and my sister covered the hole with a bit of wood as my mum got upset about it and this screaching yell followed where we hid in a neighbours side passage. She was waving her stick and in a rather German accent shouting "it iz for der cat to come out!"

A week later my sis got a cardboard 'make a ventriloquists (sp?) dummy head' kit ad we built a dumy at her window that over looked the witches garden. We took shifts of making it look like it was talking, waving a fake arm we had with "go away witch!" written on the window.

We were good kids, honest!
( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 20:12, Reply)