Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Living over a complete fuckwit.We lived in a council flat over a guy who used to scream and headbutt the ceiling, the wall, the window, anything. If we turned over in bed at 3am, he'd starting howling "AAAARRGGGGHHH! FUCK OFF ! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFAAAARRRKKK!"
One day, while Mrs Scars was in bed after a night shift, he came up and kicked the door in. Luckily he didn't come in, and when she woke up she rang the law and he was taken away for questioning. No charges were brought.
Two days later, I poured water onto the bathroom floor until I reckoned it would start going through, got a claw hammer and waited. He came up, I showed him the hammer and starting counting down from 10.
Not a fucking peep for the next 2 years.
Mind you, the girl next to him used to set fire to her flat every six months, but that's care in the community for you.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 22:16, Reply)
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