Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Grimness with goatsMy old neighbours used to sacrifice goats in the back garden.
I say sacrifice... I mean, mutilate on a small slab of concrete then leave out for a few days for the local dogs to come and 'soften' it up. After that the goat would dissapear, just in time for Sunday lunch. Strangley enough my family never accepted their offers to share the roast.
No, I'm being serious. The goat pie was delicious, and the canine saliva added just the right amount of rabies to be palatable. It's a shame I couldn't convince them to join us. Lovley lovely people, those neighbours. Brilliant.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2005, 0:47, Reply)
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