Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Box CollectionThere is this lady in my apartment community that is middle-aged and a bit eccentric. I have seen her collecting discarded cardboard boxes for the last several months. Every time I ask her, while she is parked next to the great big dumpster near my units, what she is doing, she tells me as if its her first time: Im getting ready to move.
The date of this move never draws nearer: it is ALWAYS two months away. 8 MONTHS after the first time she answered my query.
Her ENTIRE car is FULL of folded cardboard boxes. I believe she is trying to build a monopoly on cardboard boxes, either that or a new home.
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 14:37,
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