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My immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?

(, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Stoned Cadets
I went to military college (the user name is a giveaway) here in the States. It was a VERY strict environment, as you might expect, and yet, there was one neighbor who, every morning, would get stoned off his arse...and then head off to class.

One day, as I was a Freshman, I had some reason to go in there, before classes to hand him some paperwork or some such. As a Freshman, going into an upperclassman's room, you had to stand at rigid attention and face the wall as you walked into the room (possibly some old buggery tradition, I dunno) and it happened to be right where the persons grade card was: The guy was a Civil Engineering Major (the toughest major on campus) and he hadnt gotten a SINGLE grade lower than an A that entire quarter. (Turns out, after a little investigation that he was a 4.0 student.)

He was seated at his desk, in his uniform, with the biggest doobie I had ever seen (think "Cheech and Chong" big.)

It was then that I started re-thinking the whole "pot smoker = stupid" theory I had.

PS(As these QOTWs have such a high reputation for truth telling, Todd C Spenla doesn't....)
(, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 16:26, Reply)

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