Scary Neighbours
My immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
( , Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
My immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
( , Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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I live in a well to do neighborhood in the states. The woman over the road shot herself in the head, her husband and kid went mad and started digging holes in the backyard. Another one got dumped by her ex husband and ended up seeing the plumber after he found her naked in the back yard. One family are a bit uptight - the mother is an anal retentive Stepford type and her husband is seeing the local dominatrix (round the corner). Their kids are nightmares. One woman burnt down another one of the houses belonging to this blonde slut who was trying to screw the plumber but ended up screwing everyone else. An old woman over the way got killed and we reckon it was the other dead ones husband. Her sister moved in and was a bit weird and ended up kidnapping the son of the first dead one. Stepford's son ran over the fit foreign looking ones mother in law. Her son is a criminal under permanent house arrest - he's off to prison soon. There was a baby over the road but she disappeared. I wonder what will happen next year?
( , Wed 31 Aug 2005, 15:44, Reply)
I live in a well to do neighborhood in the states. The woman over the road shot herself in the head, her husband and kid went mad and started digging holes in the backyard. Another one got dumped by her ex husband and ended up seeing the plumber after he found her naked in the back yard. One family are a bit uptight - the mother is an anal retentive Stepford type and her husband is seeing the local dominatrix (round the corner). Their kids are nightmares. One woman burnt down another one of the houses belonging to this blonde slut who was trying to screw the plumber but ended up screwing everyone else. An old woman over the way got killed and we reckon it was the other dead ones husband. Her sister moved in and was a bit weird and ended up kidnapping the son of the first dead one. Stepford's son ran over the fit foreign looking ones mother in law. Her son is a criminal under permanent house arrest - he's off to prison soon. There was a baby over the road but she disappeared. I wonder what will happen next year?
( , Wed 31 Aug 2005, 15:44, Reply)
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